I'm a novelist and screenwriter with a chequered past. I've written for footballing and motoring magazines, childbirth videos and mail order catalogues, despite knowing very little about any of those subjects. I've DJ'ed at illegal raves in London, been told off by a children's TV presenter during a TV studio debate, and I was the Australasian face of a series of TV commercials for a cleaning product. All of which has given me a thorough grounding in the ridiculous, and has helped me write funny stuff.
I'm represented by Lina Langlee at the North Literary Agency.
"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books."