Clearly, it was never going to work. A claustrophobic and an agoraphobic, in love? He liked long walks across the moors; she preferred cosy nights in, in front of the telly. He hated nuns (no-one quite knew why) and penguins (they reminded him of nuns), while she had a ‘thing’ about feet.
Neither of them had mentioned this in their online profile – nobody wants to look like a nutter and scupper their chances of romance, after all – but still the judge ruled in their favour and ordered the dating agency to pay them damages.
They spent the compensation money on a really good psychoanalyst.